Swing Bench Poly Rattan
“Because your outdoor seating should swing as much as your mood on a Friday.”
Let’s talk about this beige beauty of a swing bench. Imagine a cozy little haven where you can sip your iced tea, spy on the neighborhood squirrels, and swing away all signs of responsibility. That’s exactly what this poly rattan swing bench promises—and delivers.
Built for Lazy Afternoons (and Sturdy Enough for Actual Humans)
Made from PE rattan—the stylish, low-maintenance cousin of natural rattan—this bench is all about giving you those relaxing, “I’m on a tropical vacation but actually in my backyard” vibes. Lightweight? Yes. Weather-resistant? Absolutely. Judge-proof from nosy neighbors? That depends on how good your garden looks, but this swing helps.
Underneath all that charm is a powder-coated steel frame—translation: strong enough to hold you, your book, and your existential thoughts without a single wobble. It’s like the dependable best friend of your patio furniture lineup.
The Swinging Part (Literally)
This bench swings. And not in a “hold-your-breath-it-might-fall” kind of way. The fixing rings make it easy to hang from a solid tree, a stand, or whatever sturdy structure you’ve got going on. Just don’t try the laundry line—trust me.
Now, before you get too excited, a friendly heads-up: this package includes the swing bench only. You’ll need your own hanging chains or frame. (Think of it as an excuse to finally build that pergola you’ve been pinning for three years.)
Details That Matter:
Color: Soft Beige (also available in Black and Grey if your soul is moodier)
Material: PE Rattan, Powder-Coated Steel, and Solid Acacia Wood (yes, the fancy kind—with an oil finish)
Dimensions:
With fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 40 cm (W x D x H)
Without fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 37 cm
Seat area: 100 x 45 cm
Weight Capacity: 110 kg per seat (a polite way of saying: yes, it’s sturdy)
UV-Resistant: Because sunburns are for people, not furniture
Assembly Required: But nothing IKEA-level traumatic
Final Note (from someone who’s done the outdoor furniture regret shuffle)
If you’re going to sit somewhere for hours daydreaming about quitting your job or pretending your garden is a spa retreat, let it be on a swing that looks great, feels comfy, and doesn’t demand your entire weekend to maintain.
Pro tip: Throw a waterproof cover over it when it rains. Trust me, it’ll thank you later (silently, but still).
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 8-10 Business Days
“Because your outdoor seating should swing as much as your mood on a Friday.”
Let’s talk about this beige beauty of a swing bench. Imagine a cozy little haven where you can sip your iced tea, spy on the neighborhood squirrels, and swing away all signs of responsibility. That’s exactly what this poly rattan swing bench promises—and delivers.
Built for Lazy Afternoons (and Sturdy Enough for Actual Humans)
Made from PE rattan—the stylish, low-maintenance cousin of natural rattan—this bench is all about giving you those relaxing, “I’m on a tropical vacation but actually in my backyard” vibes. Lightweight? Yes. Weather-resistant? Absolutely. Judge-proof from nosy neighbors? That depends on how good your garden looks, but this swing helps.
Underneath all that charm is a powder-coated steel frame—translation: strong enough to hold you, your book, and your existential thoughts without a single wobble. It’s like the dependable best friend of your patio furniture lineup.
The Swinging Part (Literally)
This bench swings. And not in a “hold-your-breath-it-might-fall” kind of way. The fixing rings make it easy to hang from a solid tree, a stand, or whatever sturdy structure you’ve got going on. Just don’t try the laundry line—trust me.
Now, before you get too excited, a friendly heads-up: this package includes the swing bench only. You’ll need your own hanging chains or frame. (Think of it as an excuse to finally build that pergola you’ve been pinning for three years.)
Details That Matter:
Color: Soft Beige (also available in Black and Grey if your soul is moodier)
Material: PE Rattan, Powder-Coated Steel, and Solid Acacia Wood (yes, the fancy kind—with an oil finish)
Dimensions:
With fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 40 cm (W x D x H)
Without fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 37 cm
Seat area: 100 x 45 cm
Weight Capacity: 110 kg per seat (a polite way of saying: yes, it’s sturdy)
UV-Resistant: Because sunburns are for people, not furniture
Assembly Required: But nothing IKEA-level traumatic
Final Note (from someone who’s done the outdoor furniture regret shuffle)
If you’re going to sit somewhere for hours daydreaming about quitting your job or pretending your garden is a spa retreat, let it be on a swing that looks great, feels comfy, and doesn’t demand your entire weekend to maintain.
Pro tip: Throw a waterproof cover over it when it rains. Trust me, it’ll thank you later (silently, but still).
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 8-10 Business Days
“Because your outdoor seating should swing as much as your mood on a Friday.”
Let’s talk about this beige beauty of a swing bench. Imagine a cozy little haven where you can sip your iced tea, spy on the neighborhood squirrels, and swing away all signs of responsibility. That’s exactly what this poly rattan swing bench promises—and delivers.
Built for Lazy Afternoons (and Sturdy Enough for Actual Humans)
Made from PE rattan—the stylish, low-maintenance cousin of natural rattan—this bench is all about giving you those relaxing, “I’m on a tropical vacation but actually in my backyard” vibes. Lightweight? Yes. Weather-resistant? Absolutely. Judge-proof from nosy neighbors? That depends on how good your garden looks, but this swing helps.
Underneath all that charm is a powder-coated steel frame—translation: strong enough to hold you, your book, and your existential thoughts without a single wobble. It’s like the dependable best friend of your patio furniture lineup.
The Swinging Part (Literally)
This bench swings. And not in a “hold-your-breath-it-might-fall” kind of way. The fixing rings make it easy to hang from a solid tree, a stand, or whatever sturdy structure you’ve got going on. Just don’t try the laundry line—trust me.
Now, before you get too excited, a friendly heads-up: this package includes the swing bench only. You’ll need your own hanging chains or frame. (Think of it as an excuse to finally build that pergola you’ve been pinning for three years.)
Details That Matter:
Color: Soft Beige (also available in Black and Grey if your soul is moodier)
Material: PE Rattan, Powder-Coated Steel, and Solid Acacia Wood (yes, the fancy kind—with an oil finish)
Dimensions:
With fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 40 cm (W x D x H)
Without fixing ring: 109 x 62 x 37 cm
Seat area: 100 x 45 cm
Weight Capacity: 110 kg per seat (a polite way of saying: yes, it’s sturdy)
UV-Resistant: Because sunburns are for people, not furniture
Assembly Required: But nothing IKEA-level traumatic
Final Note (from someone who’s done the outdoor furniture regret shuffle)
If you’re going to sit somewhere for hours daydreaming about quitting your job or pretending your garden is a spa retreat, let it be on a swing that looks great, feels comfy, and doesn’t demand your entire weekend to maintain.
Pro tip: Throw a waterproof cover over it when it rains. Trust me, it’ll thank you later (silently, but still).
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 8-10 Business Days
